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[soulbondee]

Oi, this is Yuma! Er, this is not Yuma! I mean, this is a recital 'cos I'm not Yuma-- I mean--

Just leave a message, alright?!

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[baited]

Of course I would win. What did I just tell you?

[soulbondee]

No way! Against anyone else it's for sure, but not this time!

[baited]

Well if you don't think I could beat it, then it's definitely not safe for you to have it.

[soulbondee]

I don't pick fights with whales.

[baited]

Maybe you wouldn't have to. Orcas are hunters too.

[soulbondee]

[still holding the plush, he gives shark a curious, quirked eyebrow. go on...]

[baited]

They eat seals and tear them to pieces. They're not exactly cute.

[soulbondee]

[... from the look of confusion on his face, he's obviously not thinking of the right kind of seals.

sorry shark.]

[baited]

...

[okay how is he not getting this]

The point is that if I can't beat it, you definitely can't.

[soulbondee]

I totally could! [crossing his arms, orca plush getting hugged in the process.] I could take a whole pod by myself if I wanted to!

[baited]

Yuma.

You're not threatening at all.

[soulbondee]

Shut up! I totally could.

[baited]

[sigh.]

Then take this one.

[soulbondee]

[for a moment, he looks pleased by this -- he won! -- but it shifts back out to his usual demeanor.]

Hey, wait a second! You jerk!

[baited]

[as innocently as possible
which is not actually that innocent]

What?

[soulbondee]

[gesturing again with the toy.]

You're tryin' to trick me into taking your whale!

[baited]

That was why you were here in the first place.

[soulbondee]

But then you were gonna keep 'em!

[baited]

I never said that.

[soulbondee]

You didn't have to say it!

[baited]

Will you just take it? You're clinging to it already.

[soulbondee]

[so he is. he rolls back his shoulders and tries to look more...

well

less yuma, really.]

Fine. Maybe I will!

[baited]

[raises his eyebrows, because... yuma you're really
not
never mind]

Good.

[soulbondee]

Good.

[he is a piece of work, that's for sure.

god shark you get dragged to a different continent in a different time period in another dimension and you still have to put up with this jerk.

your luck.

but with 'does this even count as fighting' out of the way, yuma manages to look a little less high-strung and a little more observant.]

Hey, Shark...

[baited]

[it sure is his luck

at least he kind of likes this jerk. let's face it, there would have been worse familiar people to be stuck with
really]

What?