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[soulbondee]

Oi, this is Yuma! Er, this is not Yuma! I mean, this is a recital 'cos I'm not Yuma-- I mean--

Just leave a message, alright?!

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[soulbondee]

You've completely lost me.

[glowsferatu]

This is about Feferi. Have you asked her to the dance yet? Have you been informed of the dance to which you are meant to ask her?

[soulbondee]

No...?

[glowsferatu]

Well, then the purpose of this call is to correct that oversight.

[soulbondee]

Why don't you ask her?

[glowsferatu]

I'm rather certain she'd prefer your company in this context.

[soulbondee]

So... You want Feferi to go to ... prom ... but ... you want me to ask her ... if she wants to go?

[glowsferatu]

I imagine she'll be attending regardless. [ she'd better, since kanaya's already started on her dress ] The intention of the inquiry would be to express a desire of presenting yourself as a prime candidate for her chosen escort. I don't believe the outcome wouldn't weigh in your favor.

[soulbondee]

... And that means...?

[glowsferatu]

You would be her date.

[soulbondee]

[And that was

definitely a squawk.

two, in fact.

Yuma and Tweema, tag-team of incredulous bird-squawks.]

[glowsferatu]

...I expected a more approving reaction. Have I misread the situation?

[soulbondee]

I don't wanna be her dinner!

[glowsferatu]

Just what the hell do you mean by that?

[soulbondee]

What you said!

[glowsferatu]

A date would more often imply that you would accompany her to an event that may include your mutual sharing of a dinner that includes neither of you as a course than it might communicate that you would be served for her consumption. I can't imagine how you could have reached so moronic a conclusion!

[soulbondee]

Ohhhhh, a date. I thought you were callin' me fish bait!

[glowsferatu]

[ pause.............

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he can't see it because this is a phone call but she is slowly narrowing her eyes ]

...When did you last clean your ears?

[soulbondee]

Shut up!

[glowsferatu]

I only mention it as a recommendation which may improve your communications.

[soulbondee]

My hearing's fine! You were talking about Feferi, so of course you'd make a joke about fish!

[glowsferatu]

I'll have you know I have rather successfully avoided the infectious nature of her puns in any discussion with or about her.

[soulbondee]

For reel?

[glowsferatu]

Well, there was once, but it was really more repeating a simple "glub" in agreement with her.

But this is all entirely beside the point!

[soulbondee]

Uh-huh...

[Tweema is back to chirruping into the speaker in his stead.]