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[soulbondee]

Oi, this is Yuma! Er, this is not Yuma! I mean, this is a recital 'cos I'm not Yuma-- I mean--

Just leave a message, alright?!

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[soulbondee]

I don't wanna be her dinner!

[glowsferatu]

Just what the hell do you mean by that?

[soulbondee]

What you said!

[glowsferatu]

A date would more often imply that you would accompany her to an event that may include your mutual sharing of a dinner that includes neither of you as a course than it might communicate that you would be served for her consumption. I can't imagine how you could have reached so moronic a conclusion!

[soulbondee]

Ohhhhh, a date. I thought you were callin' me fish bait!

[glowsferatu]

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he can't see it because this is a phone call but she is slowly narrowing her eyes ]

...When did you last clean your ears?

[soulbondee]

Shut up!

[glowsferatu]

I only mention it as a recommendation which may improve your communications.

[soulbondee]

My hearing's fine! You were talking about Feferi, so of course you'd make a joke about fish!

[glowsferatu]

I'll have you know I have rather successfully avoided the infectious nature of her puns in any discussion with or about her.

[soulbondee]

For reel?

[glowsferatu]

Well, there was once, but it was really more repeating a simple "glub" in agreement with her.

But this is all entirely beside the point!

[soulbondee]

Uh-huh...

[Tweema is back to chirruping into the speaker in his stead.]

[glowsferatu]

[ the sound is both attracting and upsetting the cats. she is pretty much surrounded. ]

Well, do you intend to ask her?

[soulbondee]

I guess...

[glowsferatu]

Your enthused reaction is highly encouraging.

[soulbondee]

What?

[glowsferatu]

You're conveying the distinct impression that you'd rather not be her date. So, I return to my earlier inquiry: have I misread this situation? Would you prefer not to be her date? Perhaps have someone else assume that role in your stead?

[soulbondee]

D--Don't get the wrong idea! Feferi's great, but I don't know the first thing about dances.

[glowsferatu]

If it's any consolation, the one held on the previous year was my first exposure to this particular human ritual. It isn't too difficult to acclimate oneself to.

[soulbondee]

Uh-huh...

[glowsferatu]

I would recommend practicing care in a slower dance, of course. I hear that the risk of stepping on your partner's lower digits can be considerable.

[soulbondee]

Right...

[Kanaya
do you really trust that he has any idea what you're talking about]

[glowsferatu]

[ how she ever got the impression that anyone does is a mystery ]

Will you require proper attire for the occasion? [ why is she even asking? she'll need to make sure they match anyway! ] Nevermind, I'll prepare the proper garments, but I will require the necessary measurements.

[soulbondee]

Measurements?